I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ketchup is God's man juice
He felt like a one man threesome
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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