uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I had to cum in my sink.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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