so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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