I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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