Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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