Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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