its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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