One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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