addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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