so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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