I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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