The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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