Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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