Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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