Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
These tits shall not be calmed
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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