So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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