If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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