She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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