what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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