should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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