what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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