we're blogging at a bar
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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