one might say we're banned from that church
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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