I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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