Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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