Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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