Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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