do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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