Kiss
Puke
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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