all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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