dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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