i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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