dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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