I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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