i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
don't judge my taste in strippers
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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