Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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