The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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