i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You can't just leave with hair like that
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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