So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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