he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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