the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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