doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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