Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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