So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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