took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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