He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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