I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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