Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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