I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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