yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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