do you believe in love at first sight?
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once