If that was your dad, he is hot
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that