do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love