if i can run in heels then i can drive
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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