I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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