i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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