I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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