You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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